so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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