Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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