i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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