i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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