They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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