Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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