if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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