I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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