no. you can't hotbox the world.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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