I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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