I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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