we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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