I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
pray to the hookup gods
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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