Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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