I puked a lego.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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