at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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