Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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