hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
