He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
