How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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