now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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