dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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