doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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