These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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