I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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