day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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