Sry I called you an 8
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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