This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
as a side note pls kill me
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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