Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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