I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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