I'm drive I can fine osifer
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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