I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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