i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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