i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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