you would pick up someone in the library
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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