I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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