I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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