Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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