super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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