i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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