i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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