His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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