There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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