Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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