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(212): View more from New York

chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.

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(805): View more from California

before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."

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(301): View more from Maryland

I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex

(603): View more from New Hampshire

College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?

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(517): View more from Michigan

There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE

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(720): View more from Colorado

Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!

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