dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I understand Curling. That high.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
