i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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