Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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