I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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