Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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