i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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