u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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