hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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